Carniola

Sleeping Bag

Sleeping bag for your head. Protect your head from all kinds of unneccessary and pesky gartria, skodas, and chupas. Portable format allows for easy travel. Can be folded for convenient storage. Also good for holding all kinds of small bio-critters for transport from the field back to the lab for analysis work. Will not contaminate samples. Open top design allows for easy head insertion. Zipper included for those times when the buggers are really concentrated. Also comes in new solar and lunar resistant fabric. Buy your sleeping bag for your head now while supplies last. Going fast.

Zapatista's Revenge

Okay, all you cryptostenchies, here's one you'll really like.

I've been told that the Yetti's goin down! The natives are risin' up again. Trouble is brewing south of the border, baby, and it ain't got nothin' to do with what went on yesterday. As they like to say, "Won't get fooled again!"

No more neo-cons for those Zaps. They want aboriginal proto-apes to run the show now.

And, if I were any wiser, I'd leave this alone if I were you, cuz somebody's gonna get messed up bad over this one, holy smoke!

Ode to the spike

All hail the 1/2" spike,
The spike that bites the track,
We salute it,
The spike that bites the shin,
We salute it,
The spike that bites the dust,
We salute it,
Round and pointy,
The spike is noble,
With supreme purpose
Faster to go
and Faster still,
Without a fall,
Without a slip.
Screwed in place when needed,
Can be unscrewed when not needed.
All hail the 1/2" spike.